Five Things That (Luckily) Never Happened To Clow Reed [Card Captor Sakura; English]

Title: Five Things That (Luckily) Never Happened To Clow Reed
Rating: PG
Genre: Darkfic
Characters: Clow
Summary: Five AUs... or all the same?
Notes: Written for Tsukimine Shrine's "Five Things" challenge. I didn't think I'd ever write Dark!Clow again, but it was really tempting... At least this time it reflects well on his canon self. Look at all the evil things he didn't do!

( I'm really glad these aren't canon )