laurus_nobilis: (Stupid Wizard Alien Robot!)
Laurus Nobilis ([personal profile] laurus_nobilis) wrote2010-03-26 10:05 pm

GIP!

So [livejournal.com profile] pellimusprime makes an icon request post, and what do I ask for? Wizard Space Robots. Yeah. That says a lot about me. :P

... it also says a lot about Starscream. But mostly about me! Because my inexplicable fascination with this guy (who is really charismatic, of course, but not the type of character I tend to like best) turns out to make a whoooole lot more sense when you realize he's pretty much a Stupid Wizard In Disguise.

A bad guy stupid wizard, granted. And he'd probably be horrified at the thought, but that just makes it even funnier. :P I mean, look at him! Once you get past the tiny "uhhh he doesn't actually do magic" detail, what do you get?

Ego over 9000. Never shuts up. Horrible temper. Everything needs an overly complicated plan, and even better if there's an unnecessary speech included. Neeeerd. OH LOOK A SHINY THING I MUST TOUCH IT. Typical ex-best-friend-on-the-other-side backstory. Messing with stuff he really shouldn't mess with, up to and including Unicron. Keeps annoying everyone long after he's dead.

Seriously. Look at that list. Look at it.

But my "oooh this explains everything" moment came when I was looking for a particular Discworld quote about wizards, and... well. Let my findings speak for themselves:

→ Any true wizard, faced with a sign like "Do not open this door. Really. We mean it. We're not kidding. Opening this door will mean the end of the universe," would *automatically* open the door in order to see what all the fuss was about.

→ Wizards can put up with any amount of deprivation and discomfort, provided it is not happening to them.

→ No wizard would normally dream of giving a colleague a leg up unless it was in order to catch them on the hop.

And the truly Screamer-like that Opened My Eyes To The Truth:

→ An ancient proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life.

... so yeah. My brain is weird but, really, canon provides. :P And Discworld!Starscream would be so much fun to write but I have such a long bunny list already aaaah someone stop my brain please.

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Wizards can put up with any amount of deprivation and discomfort, provided it is not happening to them.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

[identity profile] laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.

Discworld always ends up making me wonder what I see in these people. |D But it's okay because I've been listening to Fool Moon this afternoon. There are nice stupid wizards too! Really! =DDD

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
There are nice stupid wizards too! Really! =DDD
Yeah, they exist! But, then again, Harry is a mixture between stupid wizard and shonen retard even if he's in his late twenties. :p

[identity profile] laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
He'd be so much healthier if he was the kind of wizard who sends a shounen retard to do stuff. XD

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
I agree. But he doesn't have one handy and he's the type to feel Responsible for everything that goes wrong in the world. :///

Have you met the Alphas yet?

[identity profile] laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
The Alphas and the Streetwolves. And Chauncy. That's where I left it, actually.

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Great, then |D

[identity profile] laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
... that made sense for someone other than me? AWESOME.

[identity profile] burningxblue.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
This actually does make sense. Which is awesome. Very awesome.

[identity profile] laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
And that's why I love this canon so very, very much. =D

LAU LAU 0=D

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Imagina que Trucy quiere hacer este truco (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0_VSBA4FQI&feature=player_embedded).



¿Qué piensa Umehito? :DDDDDDDDD

[identity profile] laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
... post apropiado es apropiado. :'D

Y dice Umehito que DSFJGAKLFJKAJFKALJFAKDJFGAKDSJFKAJFDKAJAKL DDDX

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
....no lo pensé XDDDDD

PERO SERÍA ESTUPENDO UMEHITO :OOOOOO

[identity profile] laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
No es que sea tan difícil encontrar magos estúpidos en mi LJ, pero... XDDD

ÉL NO APRUEBA. Y DEFINITIVAMENTE NO VA A MIRAR. DESPUÉS LE AVISAN SI TIENE QUE IR A ESPERAR AL CEMENTERIO.

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Magos FTW |DDDD

Pero Umehiiiiitooooooooo )))))x la sierra se la presta Murphy

Okay, okay entonces ¿desaparecemos la estatua de Yuuri (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAEw-gtDkO4&feature=player_embedded)?

[identity profile] laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Murphy, whyyyy DX

... eso sí.

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Todo esto gracias a esto (http://www.oddee.com/item_97015.aspx) :DD

Dije que al menos no quería hacer el del taladro o la bala >>;;;

[identity profile] laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
AAARGH EL DEL TALADRO AAARGH /se trauma con el muso

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
L-LO SÉ es como slkdfhlskjflsdflksjflkdfkahslkajla /se trauma con ustedes

[identity profile] laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
A mí siempre me traumaron los que hacen cosas así y los escapistas y eso.

A riesgo de atraer al chiste MUY MUY OBVIO, siempre preferí a los magos que hacen trucos con cartas. /avisó que era MUY MUY OBVIO |D

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Socute Lau |D Los trucos con cartas son awesome! Yo me sabía unos cuantos allá en mi épòca ;_;

Y bueno, yo desde niña le tuve una fascinación a Copperfield que ni te cuento *_*

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Polly también dice que MAJOR DNW.

[identity profile] laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Estamos de acuerdo en algo, cuñado ;__;

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Le decía a Sha: Polly quiere morir de viejo en su cama :| No de un ataque cardiaco prematuro mientras su hermanita es partida en dos por una sierra.

[identity profile] laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Es que en serio. A QUIÉN SE LE OCURRE. DDDX

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Justo escribí esto el otro día con mis poderes premonitorios. Or something. http://alcesverdes.dreamwidth.org/49365.html?#cutid1

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
A mis musos también, no te preocupes. XD

[identity profile] laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Trucy da más miedo que Umehito |D

... alguien tiene que decirle eso, ahora.

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, pobrecito. XDDDD

Si me esperas al lunes, lo hace Harry.

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Hecho. |D

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
*BRB LAUGHING IN HER CORNER*