Transformers bunnies? Me? :o

[laurus_nobilis]

So, yesterday drachenaugen and I went to see Return of the Fallen, and since it was the second time we noticed a lot more details (mostly of the "this doesn't make any sense" kind, but oh well). Anyway. The thing is, I promised (threatened?) a big plotbunny post today.

And here it goes. =D Yes, they are all crossovers.


✔ One I had since the first time I watched it, but forgot to post about: obligatory Doctor Who crossover. UNIT and NEST know about each other, of course. This means Ratchet and Martha need to meet. Of course, they also need something to do, because "oh, we're both medics, cool" does not a fic make. Hmmm.

✔ Another Doctor Who bunny, that plotted itself while we were chatting around yesterday. Those old Decepticons that came to Earth and stayed? There has to be some here, you know. =DDD And while drachenaugen wondered how they'd wake up without a spark shard, the Doctor has a sonic screwdriver with the Power of Plot. So yeah.

✔ But you know what? I was thinking about that last one today, and I realized something. I wasn't thinking with enough imagination. I mean, this is THE DOCTOR. Who says he has to deal with them now? If there can be Victorian Cybermen, then there can be "Doctor fighting Victorian/Edwardian Decepticons", too.

✔ ... and the logical conclusion of the last one.

THE DOCTOR KNOWS THE GLORY OF JETFIRE.

Actually? It wouldn't surprise me if the Doctor is the reason why Jetfire switched sides in the first place. Hmmmm. *plots*

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And since I'm talking about bunnies. Some other non-Movie!verse crossovers I don't want to lose.


✔ Animated - Thanks to a malfunctioning space bridge or timey-wimey stuff or both, Wreck-Gar meets WALL-E. The universe implodes with cute. ♥

✔ Animated - Again with the timey-wimey stuff: Ratchet meets McCoy. Older McCoy, I mean, around the 6th movie or so? And they BOND and COMPLAIN and are epic together.

✔ G1 - Skyfire travels around with the Doctor. =D They can explore planets together! And bond about SCIENCE! Annnnd there's a huge chance that the conversation will turn to their evil ex-boyfriends, so I need a non-emo Doctor for this one. I'm thinking Five. Five is adorable and they'd get along so ridiculously well.

*files this one into "obscure stuff no one will read" already*

✔ G1 - Inspired solely by the way my toys are arranged on my shelves: GIANT SPACE ROBOTS IN ANCIENT GAUL. (Why not? If they can go to Camelot...) Just. Picture it.

Caesar: *staaaaares*
Optimus: *blah blah FREEDOM blah blah GOOD blah blah JUSTICE blah blah*
Caesar: And the sad thing is, this isn't the strangest thing that happened to me.

Meanwhile:

Obelix: *tosses giant robots around*
Decepticons: DDDDDDD=
Grimlock: ME GRIMLOCK HAS NEW BEST FRIEND ♥♥♥

And Starscream would so manage to end up with the fail!pirates. YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE.

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Aaaand the last thing. Which isn't exactly a plot bunny, more like a weird... reasoning. Thing. With spoilers for RotF and Star Trek XI. (And for Star Trek II and III? Do those still count as spoilers?)


✔ So. Spock Prime. I know why the fandom uses that terminology. It fits. It makes sense. It makes my brain go to weird crossover places, anyway. :P

Until yesterday, it made me think of something along this lines: Spock is an ambassador, so he might have been in Cybertron at some point, maybe helping negotiations for Cybertron to join the Federation or something. And he gets the honorary rank of Prime because he's so good at it. Or something. This should be Animated!verse, because of how ranks work there.

But yesterday, well, we were joking about how the Movie!verse "courage and sacrifice" thing means "Primes get killed a lot LOL". And then I realized.

People.

Spock can be a Movie!verse Prime.

HE TOTALLY CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD. He sacrificed himself for his friends and they all went to revive him and brought him back with deus-ex-machinas and The Power Of Friendship.

So: Spock Prime. And now my brain can stop breaking every time I read that. =DDD

Comments

But pointing out mistakes is so much fun!

[drachenaugen.livejournal.com]

✔ Animated - Thanks to a malfunctioning space bridge or timey-wimey stuff or both, Wreck-Gar meets WALL-E. The universe implodes with cute. ♥

X3 Me wants! Me also want's some old-decepticons-left-to-rust-on-earth fics please :D

I'm sorry, you say TF + Asterix and Obelix and I just can't help think of:

A) Obelix and the trademark "These

romans

decepticons are all crazy"
B) SS trying (emphasis on the trying 'cause it would never happen) to steal Panoramix's calderon for science. >_<

someone shoot me now

Question, since I'm not a "Who" fan I wouldn't know, but it caught my curiosity.....when you say

talk about their evil ex-boyfriends

and I to assume that the Doctor was homosexual at some point in time (or however that time-bending thing works in that series?). Can't say it doesn't surprise me, I'm kind of shocked for some reason ó.O

Re: But pointing out mistakes is so much fun!

[drachenaugen.livejournal.com]

"caulderon" sorry

[laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com]

It seems the Doctor is bisexual, like a lot of people in Who (well, New Who at least). But weeell, the "evil ex-boyfriend" thing is similar to SS/SF in a way: it isn't 100% canon but it's close enough. XD His archenemy (the Master) was his close friend when they were studying, and every once in a while he shows up to make the Doctor's life difficult. And GET HIS ATTENTION. And he says things like "The cosmos without the Doctor scarcely bears thinking about".

In short: no one knows if they actually were boyfriends at some point, but it's 99% sure that the Master loves/loved the Doctor. (And why can't I talk about Who without rambling a lot? o.O)

The Wreck-Gar + WALL-E thing shouldn't be hard to do! It wouldn't be too long, anyway. =D

And: SS trying (emphasis on the trying 'cause it would never happen) to steal Panoramix's calderon for science

I hadn't thought about that, but IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. XDDD

He has to get a sample of the magic potion! So he can do a chemical analysis and determine its components!!! And then he can REPLICATE IT FOR HIMSELF and DEFEAT MEGATRON ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!

... and then people would still the cauldron back when he's in the middle of his speech, or something. XDDD

[drachenaugen.livejournal.com]

Ok, now I keep getting crossover images of TF/A&O. Starscream just won't shut up in my mind, and he keeps telling me he wants the same kind of treatment as some leaders (http://heim.ifi.uio.no/~janl/ts/majestix.gif) from that *universe* Why do you do this to me Laurix? I only gave you an obsession or 3 in the past, nothing serious ¬.¬

And as for Doctor Who, I can now completely understand why a more angsty Who would

work wonders

be disastrous with Skyfire.

[laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com]

... that mental image is too awesome for words. XDDD TC and Skywarp are the "lucky" guys with the shield, so of course he'd get that treatment.

THIS SHOULDN'T MAKE SO MUCH SENSE. Also, welcome to the wonderful land of giving each other plot bunnies! There is no return.

It would work wonders, that's the problem. DX Poor Skyfire seriously doesn't need more angst.

[laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com]

... and by "that treatment" I mean "HE'S ANNOYING LET'S DROP HIM". XD

[drachenaugen.livejournal.com]

No, Skyfire only needs energon cookies and nothing more, poor soul, no angst, only erlenmeyer shaped energon cookies to make him happy :D

And of course they'd drop him on his ass after a very short while

[laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com]

... the thought of erlenmeyer shaped cookies makes me happy inside. ♥

Starsceam: *neverending speech on top of the shield*
Skywarp: BORED NOW *teleports*
Starscream: OMG HOW DARE YOU!!! *WHINE WHINE WHINE*
TC: *still under the shield + whiny Air Commander* SERIOUSLY GUYS I HATE YOU ALL.

[drachenaugen.livejournal.com]

And yes, use the magic of links and press the left button on leader (don't know why it isn't highlighted)