I was going to say something like "ewww real person fiction", but then I followed the link and... yeah. It's even got more than three lines.
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“Now, one of the things people always owl us about are their fears about apparently innocent pranks. Can a fake wand explode on your kid's hand, or can Skiving Snackboxes really make them sick?”
“Actually, we know that fake wands do explode sometimes. We tried that for another myth, remember? We proved that yes, you do need to use a real wand to stir Potions when the instructions tell you that, or else you'll get a... really cool explosion.”
“Cool, but dangerous too. I wouldn't recommend it.”
“Yeah, but before we recommend anything or not about Skiving Snackboxes, we'll talk with the experts - Fred and George Weasley, the inventors themselves.”
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... and then they cut to the WWW shop! And make wizarding thingies explode! :D
I'll leave the Yue and Yukito one for later because, oddly enough, I have to go watch Mythbusters in five minutes.
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“Now, one of the things people always owl us about are their fears about apparently innocent pranks. Can a fake wand explode on your kid's hand, or can Skiving Snackboxes really make them sick?”
“Actually, we know that fake wands do explode sometimes. We tried that for another myth, remember? We proved that yes, you do need to use a real wand to stir Potions when the instructions tell you that, or else you'll get a... really cool explosion.”
“Cool, but dangerous too. I wouldn't recommend it.”
“Yeah, but before we recommend anything or not about Skiving Snackboxes, we'll talk with the experts - Fred and George Weasley, the inventors themselves.”
* * * * *
... and then they cut to the WWW shop! And make wizarding thingies explode! :D
I'll leave the Yue and Yukito one for later because, oddly enough, I have to go watch Mythbusters in five minutes.